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Not having a better site to put it on..

TV (Sold)
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Computer 1 (Sold)
Computer 2 (Dumped)
Fins (Sold)
Speakers (Sold)
Sub woofer (Sold)
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Cheers

Have you seen these posters?

I have. And they are pretty funny. Although I'm pretty drunk at the moment, I still find them funny and it seems like I can spell, so my decision stands. If you can find a spelling error, then you are eligible for a fun-or-not-appeal. However, I don't think you'll you get very far. Because my last word stands. Oh yeah. The posters. They are actually put up right across the canal from where a alternative christmas market is held. A white Volkswagen van has been seen at the crime scene forcing the pieces of art off the wall. Noone has been caught while performing these acts of crime and the public is therefor eager to find the responsible.I'm not in a mood to translate the second poster. So if you REALLY find out what says, learn Swedish. Sorry. We might be only approx. 9 million speaking the language, but it might be reaaaaaaally fun to know. Nope, sorry, no freebees here. Aw fuck it. I'm off to bed. You weren't really expecting anything here anyways. Is anyone reading this at all anyways?

Grammophones

Double the grammophones, triple the experience. Get down! Get down again! I guess you have to have seen one of Pablo Fransisco's standup routines imitating the present governor of Californa, Arnold Schwarzenegger in his fictive movie trailer for "Little Tortilla Boy", to know what I'm talking about. I saw Pablo when he visisted Stockholm the first time. He's apparently doing a second tour to Sweden, but this time I won't bother to go see him. If Flip Schultz came as the main act for the night, I would probably reconsider. Pablo was good, but seen before. And the chinese imitation he did almost killed our eardrums. Back to the grammophones (or phonographs in american english and record players in australian english).

Got a couple of good tips for you:

Burial: A british dubstep producer that has created an awesome album with the same name. All of the tracks are really good, but my favourite is probably "Distant Lights".
Duo Infernale: The Berlin-based producers got their remix of Alicia Key's single "You don't know my name" played on L Doubles 1XTRA show and it all more or less took off from there. Another track got remixed by Seba & Paradox. My favourite however is "Pipe dreams". Heard it on DnB Radio, been a while since I tuned in last time, so it was a nice re-acquaintance.

I'm now on the first night shift of three in a row, after that I'm off to Glastonbury, England to play some cider-ultimate. Awesome.

Afro-Eeyore

Even Eeyore (Named Ior in Swedish) can go a little crazy with a little help from a stickerfriend.. The name Eeyore is a Onomatopoeia, i.e. a word or group of words that imitates the sound that the animal is making, such as oink (Swe: Nöff) or quack (Swe: kvack). I wonder in what part of Eeyores life he might have worn this afro, and where's the comb?? Did he bling out, wear seventies disco clothing and shaking it like Travolta in Saturday Night Fever? Was he drinking 40ies and smoke blunts? There's no end to the possibilities! The bow on his re-attachable tail should be pink. I wonder why noone made same outrageous claims regarding possible gayness like they did with Tinky Winky. Our "beloved" Jerry Falwell wrote an article for National Liberty Journal taking in account that he was purple, had a triangle on his head and had a handbag. Duh. One doesn't really get amazed when the same man, now pushing daisys, claims that "n00b hates Sweden" (I have sort of a mission to exchange every "god" with "n00b".). On the same page he shows his love for the Swedish royal family.

However, his "colleague" Ted Haggard's aggressive teachings on homosexuality got turned upside down when a male prostitute claimed to have sold sex to Haggard on a monthly basis over the period of three years. Haggard at first denied knowing the prostitue, but then added "sexual immorality" to his confessions. Too bad Mr Falwell can't make confessions from the coffin that he was buried in..
And in connection to Ted Haggard, I recommend seeing Jesus Camp. Have I mentioned I'm atheist..?

Andia

Looki looki who's back! Been a while huh. Anyways.. Don't really know what to make of this. I don't know if this is the case, but in Italian, Andia is short for Andiamo which means something like "let's go". And based on that, you might suspect that the one who put this up have some kind of grudge against the (Swedish) police. Normally, a street artist would deal a lot more with rent-a-cops and security forces, but every once in a while, they might run into police.

You could also draw the conclusion that this was made by a extreme political wing (probably left) activist involved in streetart. In an utopia, the need for a police force would be non-existant, but there will probably never be an utopia on this planet. But one can dream.. I won't pass any judgement on this sticker, even if I happend to know a couple of policeofficers, since I'm merely documenting the constant change of the urban landscape. But would miss my friends if they ever would be beheaded on a string.. However, I feel that some of the work that AFA and other autonomous organizations are doing towards nazi and fascist organizations are a good thing. It's important that someone takes a stand. And by fascist organizations, I mean extreme right wing groups, i.e. I do not see the police force as a fascist organization. Not in Sweden anyways. From now on, my political statements are over. I feel that this isn't the right forum.

And yes, I gave up on finding a picture of the old police uniform that is depicted on the sticker. Shouldn't be that hard to find?

Think For Yourself - Question Authority

Sometimes I feel like this guy. For you who don't know who that is, it's Two-Face. Anyways, I was about to do a writeup on my profession, but realised that I'm pretty much bound by a (sort of) non-disclosure agreement, so it would be ignorant and unwise of me to let you know much about my professional.. habits. Or personal, since you can never know who's googling me right now. Or now. Or yesterday. Just let's say that sometimes .. No. No more! I'm just typing in a circle..

Think for yourself.
You might get somewhere in life. And no, "intelligent design" is not science. It still belongs on the right side of that picture.

Question (my) (or any) authority.
I'm not saying: Suspect anything from an authority.
I'm saying: Do not accept everything as an absolute truth.

Oiks

Purrfect. This I like. The pic is a bit fuzzy as usual, guess I'll make it a photographic trademark of mine. "Fuzzy-licious photos on the fly" (tm). I did take a picture of the one on the right, I think it said Koya(?), but it didn't make the cut. There is a previous write-up on Oiks, right about here. But I guess I couldn't stop myself. And with the risk of starting a rant here, I must say I really like this one. And with that said, I must once more say that I really like it. It's a shame that it is no more, because it has been buffed.

But rejoyce, Paganello 2007 is on in 2.950.429 seconds.. 28..27..26.. crap. I wonder.. Nope, couldn't copy the flash animation to get the countdown in here. It starts thursday and will go on until next tuesday. Here's a promo video for last years tourney.



We're talking 96 teams divided into 48 Open teams, 24 women and 24 mixed teams. And to mix up Oiks with Ultimate: I will be playing for a british team called Mr Twister. And as stateed before, oik/oiks is a british expression. Noun: oik (oyk). Usage: Brittish, disparaging term for someone regarded as inferior. Derived forms: oiks.

However, I'm pretty certain that we won't call any of our adversaries "oiks" since we're in the Ultimate Frisbee business, i.e. a sport based on "Spirit of the game" and fair play. Ooer, more fillers:

Go underground

A bit runny but simplistic and cool. Is this a invite from the unknown, infamous "Tunnelpeople". I used to hang out on Flashbacks Urban Exploration forum, it was quite interesting. Thre was a lot of information on abandoned houses and factories, stuff like tunnel systems and large rock excavations such as old (and new..) military installations and what not. And there was this sort of myth/folklore story about the Tunnel people that lived deep below the fabulous town of Stockholm.

My work with Joomla was more or less non-existant. I had some sleeping sessions during the night, had very little to do and was just too tired to keep my lids open.

And to take up some space..

Caper's cup of Black Coffee

Monday morning. 1 AM. Got another 6 hours at work before I can take a walk in my shoes and crash in my bed. Two hours has passed and not a single thing to do except watching Bullshit! and yawning. I think Caper's coffee could do me some good in terms of staying awake, but I don't think it would help my RLS that much. Still, the poster is cool. New wallpaper perhaps? And by new wallpaper I mean something to put on a wall, not the computer desktop.

A rainy superbowl game is showing. Chicago vs Indianapolis. Its just another superbowl that I lend half an eye. Only difference this time is that I have to stay awake. And the commercial breaks are just killing it anyways. And the re-caps.. Besides, watching a football game, just makes me think about Ultimate. I'll surf YouTube for a while. Or try to get a grasp of Joomla!

Midnight Monkeys

Uncontrollable Crew.

It pretty much sucks that I didn't arrange the posters before taking the shot. But hey, who am I to interfere with the cause of time, or less appreciative bystanders. As far as I could make out of it, the "Midnight Monkeys" could be a modern version of the droogs from A Clockwork Orange.

It's been a while since I posted last time. Back then I sort of promised that my posting would increase. I won't give that promise again.

This weekend it's time for Winter Trophy '07. So if you're in Gothenburg for some odd reason, this is how you find me. I'm wearing a red jersey with the number 77 on my back and the word Foggy on top of those numbers. It will almost be like watching a crew of uncontrollable monkeys chasing a disc. It's all about the wonderful competitive sport Ultimate Frisbee.

3 Monkeys

It's a bit blurry, but you get the idea. At least you swedish people. For the possible foreigner, this would be the original. I guess this is a pretty good example of how Sweden works. For bad or worse. Don't want to hear, don't want to see and we for sure don't want to talk. I guess there are several areas where this theory doesn't apply, but it has probably become better since WW2. I'm pretty much in that state right now. Isn't the best of days. Seclude myself, get loaded and sleep till I start my night shift at 11 PM tomorrow. But that is not possible since I got appointments tomorrow. But I guess I can/must induce a tiny bit of drunk state. But there's still 2 hrs left at werk and I'm not doing that well. Shite.

You still don't believe in democracy?

I took this picture in Riga, Latvia. I guess there is some kind of opposition against Gee Dubbya's politics. A translation would be wonderful, but I haven't found anyone (yet) to help me out. The only thing I can only try to comprehend is the part that looks like "a democracy". And a post about Geedubbya can't really be a post without any videos from for instance Youtube.. These are all old, but I really don't care.

Update: I got a translation of the poster. It says "You still dont believe in democracy? then we fly to you... bomb them!"
Thanks to Whoppix in #dnbradio @ EFNet for that.





And the final love song..

Im kinda bummed out today. Tired, shit going down at work.

Love

So, yet another reboot. Got a couple of new shots, with the resolution a bit worse. But it's still visible, otherwise I'll discard the shots. This won't be a very long post. I'm off work in a bit and don't have time to hang around. I did some posting earlier on this thing called Love on a double shot with Glue. And here it ends. But I'm back on track, got a night shift or two coming up next week, should create perfect conditions for writing. Ttyl.

I'm not dead!

..I'm just.. resting ;)

I actually have a picture in my mobile for upload. I was about to post it tonight, but it will probably up'ed be tomorrow night instead. Need a picture with better resolution of the one I have now. And I need daylight for my crappy camera to do anything near ok.

Hopefully this will be the start of a new constant stream of posts.
Thanks